. None of this is true anymore, except for the parts that are. I write nonsense.
I'm in my thirties, I used to read a lot of books, I have a Totally Useful Degree in History, and
I'm hoping that at the end of this year of maternity leave I'll be a Retired Banker
(they make me
I'm a half-assed cook, a full-assed eater, and
not a food blogger
. I have been known to write about
the cost of groceries, food waste, and cleaning out my fridge
, but not very frequently (neither the writing, nor the cleaning.)
I clearly have no problem saying (er, typing) the word ass.
I've been trying to
get rid of my cats on Kijiji
for three years with little success (
unless you count getting ridiculous emails from crazy people success
. Which I do.) *UPDATED*: Lewis, The Amazing Orange Barfer, has been adopted. Or re-adopted. Whatever.
One time, I wrote a poem to Terry Pratchett. Don't read it, because I'm still embarrassed about it.
I switched to cloth diapers when my son was a year old
, and cloth diapered the crap out of Oscar and Lucy until last August. (See what I did there? Hilarious.)
Then I quit
That reminds me: I'm married (
we have three kids
(Norah, Oscar, and Lucy) who are ridiculous. Norah used to have her own Twitter feed, but doesn't anymore. Also, I'm lazy.
I'm a cheapskate, but
this is not a frugal blog
, mainly because I can't even type the word frugal without throwing up a little in my mouth. I'm just not that virtuous.
I love my budget, but have a hard time sticking to it
. Spreadsheets excite me, and
let's not even talk about tax time
(Tax time! Wheee!)
I'm still waiting for my own special troll, and am sad that I haven't had one yet. If you know any trolls who are looking for a blog to squat under, give them directions to mine. I've got editable comments, and I know how to use them.
If youre still here, or have a sudden irresistible urge to
eat maple candy
or say something snarky about my cat, then we're going to be great friends. Introduce yourself sometime.
If you don't,
I might just make fun of how you got here
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