August 7, 2014

The Post That You Totally Missed Out On

...because I haven't written it.

...because it's going to be legendary. Or - at least - legendarily mortifying.

...because the diary I kept in my most awkward, dramatic years still exists, and I am going to show it to you.

(But it is buried deep in the bowels of my basement, under layers of Renovationally Displaced Stuff, so you will have to wait).