Lice.
.
.
Liiiiicccccceeeeeeeee!!!
Seriously.
LICE.
I thought lice was wiped out, like smallpox. Or polio. Stupid Louis Pasteur with your stupid vaccines or some such nonsense and you couldn't even cure lice?! I mean, honestly.
I'm outraged.
Fortunately, there is such a thing as a You Tube machine, and such a thing as original episodes of Strawberry Shortcake on said You Tube machine.
I however, have seen all of the episodes.
Alas.
(This is not how I envisioned spending romantic evenings with my husband. Let us never speak of this again.)
(This is not how I envisioned spending romantic evenings with my husband. Let us never speak of this again.)