My kids have such delicious round chubby cheeks as babies because my shoulder is their head rest of choice and - physiologically speaking - most closely resembles a coat hanger with skin. Comfy.
Related: Lucy is not a mommy's girl. She only cries when I leave the room because I have such an ugly back.
On a completely unrelated note, yesterday I had a meeting that was so important that I wore a girdle for it. It was a super-duper top secret meeting about something that I'm more than a little excited about but for reasons of
But I will. Bet on it.
This has become a serious problem.