September 8, 2012

Lannis: A funny. Or two. Maybe.

Earlier this week, Mr Lannis and I had a conversation about silly thoughts. There are some things in life that will always make me laugh. In just about any situation. No, really (it’s hardly a secret that I’m the asshole laughing at a funeral — truth).

And we all have something that tickles our funny bone no matter what. Today I’m sharing a couple of mine. Feel free to say you’re welcome... or call me a sick puppy, whatever.

This first has lain dormant in my mind for years. Literally. And I have a really difficult problem — I’ll get into a situation where it’s inordinately inappropriate to laugh, and this thought rises unbidden from the depths of my psyche and I will ALWAYS snort... usually to receive reprimanding glares in response.

Now that I’ve built it up, you’re going to read it, and think, “Oh, lordy, this girl’s bent...”

Anyhow. It’s a snippet of dialogue from the TV show Friends. To paraphrase Monica, “I’ve always wanted to own a bakery, ever since I was little and got my Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monica’s Bakery.”

That’s it.

Can’t. Help. It. ::snort::

The other one is really more a visual funny. It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen it floating over the internet, it always gets me giddy.

I have no explanation.

Occasional poster at The Mrs, I'm Lannis - or Leslie, depending on which circles you're swimming. A while ago I decided that I don't care anymore, hence my general standards for life are lower than The Mrs' (but she still loves me.) [Editor: I do]

I live in a small town with my favourite people: my husband, Mr Lannis, and our two boys, along with two cats and one hamster.

If you follow me on Twitter, you might witness my issues with linear thought, road rage, spending more money on food than books, and potty mouth. Be warned.