August 8, 2012

Thanks For Explaining The Olympics, Google

I'm not entirely sure how I'd be able to understand the Olympics without having the iPad on my lap.

"Why does Aliya Mustafina always look like she's about to cry?"

"What's the deal with those fast swimsuits that aren't around anymore?"

"What's with all the tape?"

"Is anybody admitting that they hated the opening ceremony?"

"I'm going slow, I'm going slow, I'm going slow, oh look, the guy behind me is speeding up, I'm going fast, I'm going fast...what the hell is this sport?"

These answers and more have significantly enhanced my viewing pleasure understanding of sport inability to focus.

What do you want to know about the Olympics? Because I'm sure I can tell you.

I know it all.