August 27, 2012

I'm (Not) Ready For Some Football

I'm drafting my Fantasy Football team right now (and by "right now", I mean last night at 9:30, aka "past my bed time"), and I'm not ready.

For one thing, I haven't done any research. At all. Is there still such a thing as the NFL? That's how little research I've done. For all I know, professional football could have been replaced by amateur poodle tossing, which would make for a MUCH more interesting draft day, let me tell you.

Of course, last year I did all sorts of research, since I had lots of time at work to read about football work. How did I do after all that research? Let's just say that I'm glad I took this screenshot when I did.

For another thing, I can barely keep up with the laundry, let alone my roster. This year's strategy: only use players whose names would also suit poodles.

Let's see how that goes...