When your kids are two, they laugh when you ask them if they want to eat elephants for lunch.
When your kids are (almost) four, they laugh - hysterically - when you sing Yankee Doodle with new lyrics, like so:
Oscar Aaron went to town, riding on a donkey,
Ate some pebbles from the ground and pooped out a big monkey.
Try it. I dare you.
(I know this because I have one of each. That makes me a parenting expert, right?)
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