Can I just say how much I love this girl, and will be truly sorry to not work with her anymore? Seriously. Except how can you tell someone how cool they are when the only way you've ever communicated is through sarcasm?
Must think.
While I'm thinking (imagine Winnie the Pooh tapping his head and looking confused, except enormously pregnant and more confused.)
* * *
Dearest
Sandi,
Since you were absent for the last
few days in had to keep an abundance of love to my
self.
Now it’s being
unleashed.
First show of
love:
A poem for
Sandi
Roses are red
Violets are
blue
I like flowers
And Sandi is
preggers
Small token of
love:
Knock knock
Whos
there
Sandi
Sandi
who
Sandi’s as big as a
house
A song for
Sandi:
(Hum along to jingle
bells)
Sandi’s big Sandi’s
big
Sandi’s as big as a house
She can barely walk and barely
sit
But boy can she digest
Hey
This time last year: It's Sticker Time
