It's almost like a poem. A scary, screwed up poem...
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From: The New Girl
Sent: January 25, 2012 9:35 AM
To: The Mrs
Just wanted to tell you a few facts about being a mom to 3
You will have changed roughly by the time Bean is 3, 78,840 diapers/ pull ups
You will have been puked on at least 30,000 times
And been peed or pooped on 5000
You will have slept, only 49275 minutes
Oh and the number of times your will have to get up off the toilet cause a child needs to go will be over 2000
Hope these facts are helpful
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