You will never guess who's name I drew for Secret Santa at work.
Go on, try. You'll never get it. (<---possibly because I never told you her name, but what's life without a challenge or two, hmmm?)
That's right, my dear bloggy friends: The New Girl. As in "Work Cartoons With".
And I have only ten dollars, so that kind of nixes the whole giant metal chicken named Beyoncé idea.* (Although I'm pretty sure Leslie's idea to send her on an internet scavenger hunt is a great one.)
The floor's open to you, internet.
*If your version of cussing has stars and symbols or various types of dessert in it, you might not be so fond of this post.