September 8, 2011
Hello, My Name Is
Here we go:
I'm small (but you already knew that).
I'm a very unattractive shade of pink.
I make very disturbing grinding noises whenever I'm turned on, or asked to do anything remotely complicated.
I eat batteries for dinner. And lunch. I also have two breakfasts every day, and guess what I eat then?
I'm one step up from a disposable version of myself.
Know who I am?
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Hi. I'm the Nikon Coolpix L19 (in pink).
And I want to take blurry pictures of your children.