[takes a deep breath]
Let's get started blaming inanimate objects for food waste, shall we?
Yup. The blueberry muffins from that day. Apparently this is what else could go wrong. No food lasts well left in a lunchbag for an entire week.
[shakes fist at lunch bag]
And:
Mr fried up a leftover quarter of cabbage with lemon zest and butter to have with our mini burgers on Tuesday night, and stuck those leftovers in the microwave on Wednesday night to have (again) with our mini burgers (again).
And opened the microwave door on Friday afternoon to melt some butter.
And found the sad, forgotten cabbage.
[shakes fist at microwave]
Tune in next week when I somehow manage to blame the cats.
