In the freezers big and small:
No, wait. One is 3.6 cubic feet and the other is whatever size a fridge freezer might be, so I guess that should read:
In the freezers small and smaller:
| strawberry jam | maple syrup |
| 1 bag peaches | poppy seeds |
| 1 bag strawberries | sesame seeds |
| fruit juice freezies | decaf coffee |
| 3 bags applesauce | ginger |
| cut apples | wheat germ |
| pumpkin puree | yeast |
| 6 bags assorted Jr food | 2 lb butter |
| ½ bag mixed chopped veggies | 3 balls pastry |
| chopped celery | |
| pizza dough | |
| 1 pkg bacon | 1 mini baguette |
| 1 pkg chicken thighs & drumsticks | ½ boule |
| 1 whole chicken | 1 loaf herb bread |
| 1 pkg chipotle chicken breasts | 1 mini loaf cinnamon swirl bread |
| 2 chicken breasts | 1 mini loaf pumpkin spice bread |
| 1 sirloin roast | 1 loaf thanksgiving day bread |
| 3 pkg ground beef | 2 ½ loaves honey oatmeal bread |
| ½ pkg stewing beef | 2 bags bread ends |
| 5 haddock filets | |
| ½ loaf banana bread | |
| rib drippings | ½ sticky bun |
| beef trimmings for stock | ½ bag misc. cookies |
| 3 bags chicken stock | raw doughnuts |
| 2 muffins | |
| 3 mini quiche | 6 pancakes |
| 2 quesadillas | |
| zucchini fritters |
In the (evil) fridge:
| 4 oz sour cream | 4 beets |
| ½ cup whipping cream | 3 lemons |
| ½ block cream cheese | 8 small peppers |
| 1 block cheddar | ½ bag spinach |
| 4 cheese slices | broccoli |
| ¾ chopped onion | |
| jus dip | |
| 10 eggs |
In the pantry:
| 3 sweet potatoes | ½ bag wild rice |
| ½ bag yukon gold potatoes | ¼ bag jasmine rice |
| ½ bag calrose rice | |
| 1 can salmon | |
| 3 cans tuna | 1 jar mixed dried beans |
| 3 cans flavoured tuna (yuck) | 2 cans mixed beans |
| 1 bag split dried peas | |
| 3 bags macaroni-ish noodles | |
| 3 half bags spaghetti |
So now you know. And can advise past me what to make, or present me what I should have made, or future me what I should never attempt again.